bunnies and puppies and coffee, oh my!
Glancing up while enjoying my morning coffee I see my wacky neighbors' bunny on the deck above. I look to see if perhaps they've got chicken wire along the bottom of the opening--nope. In a greater effort in saving the bunnys life and myself from watching it leap over the edge to it's demise, I knock on their door. Weird & pervy dad comes down and opens the door as I struggle to come up with the word balcony as opposed to deck. I tell him the bunnys up there and I'm sure he's going to jump. He not-so-shockingly disagrees. And, between you and I, if I were that bunny, living in that household, I'd absolutely jump. He reassures me he'll "keep an eye on 'm". Something tells me he won't. As I offer up my only bunny advice I know to be absolutely true about bunny molars needing to be shaved down regularly by a vet, otherwise their little bunny mouths get sore and they can't eat (that's how we lost Newton, God rest her soul) and eventually starve to death, his ill behaved lab, JoJo, runs out of the house and goes totally ape-shit banshee all over the yard, including, but not limited to, lapping up my morning coffee. Utterly disgusted I sweetly say, "oh no! Not my coffee!!" but, it's too late. I now MUST pour it out and re-make more, I've only had a sip. I leave my dipshit neighbor with his ill mannered dog, daughter, and suicidal bunny to their own devices to make yet, another pot of coffee. Heading inside, i hear him furiously trying to coerce the dog into the house while tempting him with a walk while holding the choke chain. Sadly, the dog outsmarts it's owner, again, and continues romping about. Meanwhile, my coffee grounds I've been collecting in a big glass jar for exfoliating, has begun growing little mold spores. Back to the fresh air with my coffee, waiting for the bunny to jump or be scooped up by a bird thrice it's size. Happy Tuesday.
Posted by blonde girl at 2/9/2010 10:11 AM 
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Tags: puppies bunnies coffee suicide neighbors
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Tags: puppies bunnies coffee suicide neighbors
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