nutella,

i cant seem to find a single place to buy a jar of nutella, which may be a sign all of its own.  i googled it and landed on the nutella website, which has a case of nutella one can enter to win. im entering, of course.  im at work and bored out of my mind.  and of course bc i dont need an entire case, or even want it, surely i will win it and become obesely fat. 
in entering, there's a silly little questionnaire dreamt up from their marketing team, here's a sample:  

*What is your favorite way to eat Nutella®? a. on bread, b. in a bagel, c. on crackers  d. on breadsticks  e.  by itself

*When do you most often eat Nutella®?  a. breakfast b.  lunch c.  after lunch snack d.  after dinner snack e.  other

i wish it had a fill in the blank instead of "other" and "by itself" with results shown, because frankly,  i'd like a more accurate count in knowing, exactly what others lke to put their nutella on and when they eat it. lets play "what should we do with nutella?"  midnight snack on  your finger, post bong hit snack on the lazy boy with nutella in between your partners' toes, or your dogs ear at sunday brunch-time, or my favorite, as frosting on my hash brownies.  

There's so many more options than the ones "the man" gives you.     Damn corporate America, damn you. 
Posted by blonde girl at 1/18/2010 9:13 PM
Categories: uncategorized
Tags: yum snack corporate america
 

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