There's an episode of Californication in Season 2 where this woman thinks she may be pregnant with Hank (David Duchovny)'s baby from their one night stand.   After some anticipation she finally gives birth to a mixed baby,  and since both characters/people are clearly caucasian she then remembers "that one barista at Starbucks who looked like Lenny Kravitz"- and I can completely relate.   

I imagine if I ever met my celebrity crush my panties would magically disappear, as the only words that would manage to get out of my mouth would be, "Hello, Yes, and I'm ready."