Dear John...

So while attempting to find the trailer for the new movie, 'Dear John', I found a break-up letter generator, kinda like mad-libs meets break up letters- it was really fun and while I'm not at all breaking up with anyone, nor have I in forever, here's one I know, in my University days, would've come in handy for my girlfriends and me. 

Dear John,I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me at least.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with your best friend, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your inability to quit picking your nose problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with fun way you leave your snot rags on the table. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you came to my house and stunk the bathroom up I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.Good riddance,Christina

So fun!!! Try!

http://www.dearjohn.com/
 

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