Let this entry serve as a part one in a series of many to come, in offering advice to those aspiring (and working) actors and actresses who have a hard time making it in to (and shockingly!  out of) the building in which i work and "buzz" those into.  (sigh) 

NOTE:  I can't decide whether its the constant monotony, sheer boredom paired with a serious lack of brain challenging exercises or the sadness in the amount of stupidity I see daily, but I'm at the end of my rope, and can, with every ring and doorbell buzz, feel my IQ drop like rain through the drain which travels slowly but surely to the bottomless ocean.