drink off
one splash here, one splash there...i never know how much ive actually drank til i wake up to my door wide open at 5 am, neighborhood squirrels, raccoons and birds calling squatters in my bathtub like a snow white meets the hare krishna, lights and music still on, my dog on my pillow in bed, the bottle upside down in my vase and lipstick all over my straw.
i often accidentally challenge myself to a drink off and at the time, right when i think im winning, i wake up from my alarm clock and realize i actually lost. to myself. by a landlside. lord help me.
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