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Christmas spirit can be easily gained when window shopping online at Waterford and running across a twelve days of Christmas ornament set and champagne flute set for the same twelve days....i haven't decorated in years, for the love my life's tail is like a machete, everything gets knocked over, and she's always excited, so nothing is allowed to be within reach for or with her at same height, like i haven't had a coffee table in years because its almost a useless piece of furniture that will never really get utilized...what i need a is a secret ottoman to sneakily keep 'things' in for easy access, but drinks? on a coffee table? forget it! this over-aged puppy is too excited for life, especially around, (what she believes are her peers) my friends. note: we are the same soul, just one of us is a canine, we are both easily excited/able and think everyone loves us and wants to be our friends. we smile when spoken to, we get cranky when people come over and get feisty with either one of us and prefer napping on a warm Sunday afternoon in the sun over anything else. sidenote: for those of us from other than less enjoyable weather in the states who feel bad about staying in...why? its always sunny and nice and warm in socal! its okay to stay in and fall asleep reading a book and listening to pink martini in bed with doggie and mimosas. let me repeat, its always beautiful here, tomorrow will be the same, if you feel bad about it, go out then, but for today, please quit trying to guilt trip me into your spiral of activity, for i wish not to participate. please and thank you.
.......i imagine if i were candy spelling, i too would have an eBay room, tori, stop knockin' your mom, who cares? you guys are putchtrillionaires, its cool, let her play, she remembers being poor before she hit the jackpot with your dad. in my shopping moments where it seems like the best idea ever, i want to buy fabulous things like waterford crystal champagne flutes for my bridal party for my wedding I'm not planning in real life, amongst other fabulous super-over planning, "you never know" shopping adventures could happen at any moment. i feel you candy, i get it, completely. p.s. can we talk about my desire and need for Christmas things?! back to the machete tail at hand, i haven't had enough space in my studio apartments for a tree much less any other real decor for the holiest of holidays, so i go without, while, on occasion, being ridiculed for being a Grinch by friends and family who like to discuss their decor and inquire mine.. what?! the machete tail is going to tear this place up, not to mention, totally freak out once the whatever-anything has dropped to the floor and probably break, she's a big girl (no, not fat) heart even bigger and is a huge fraidy cat who freaks at the sound of something breaking, falling or being knocked over - her excitement, as mentioned before, gets the best of her. i love my puppy. also, let it be known for future, to my future husband, i do plan on decorating for christmas. i like stockings, fireplaces (maybe in the backyard since none indoors?!), jingling bells 12 exciting days leading up to the christmas fun morning.... i am, like my doggie, young at heart and still, on birthdays too, have to make myself go to sleep the night before, for i get waaay to excited and want to to stay up with excitement for the day to come.....
I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
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