sad news
Dearest loved ones,
I am sorry to say, after nearly two years of being "with" my beloved phone,
(tear) that it has finally died. (cue violin) I'll wait as you grab a tissue
to dry your eyes....
In lieu of having no other way to contact me, the best way is to email, or
myspace me for the next couple of days until I get a new one.
I must admit, a part of me is sad and the other...well, strangely excited
that I am not as accessible.
I now wonder what sort of impact this might have on my social life in Los
Angeles....Land of plastics, fruits and nuts!
Perhaps you are all beginning to wonder if it is really dead? (cue cliff
hanger music) That perhaps I may be having some sort of exciting secret love
affair (cue henry mancini's hub caps and tail lights from breakfast at
tiffany's) where I do not want to be even a fleeting thought in anyones mind
to contact me!
(cue batman fight scene music)....Or maybe I am being held captive by
Israeli Terrorists who have shut off my phone and have demanded ransom money
from my Mother, who will, without a doubt, tell them to keep me, for she has
donated enough money to the Blonde Girl Fund!
(cue violin music) Or, maybe, just maybe, my phone has, in fact, (gulp)
died, and you have no other choice other than to contact me, via
computer....(cue cliff hanger music).....Until next week dear friends and
family! Stay tuned.
(silence)
I bid you, (curtsey-bow) ADIEU! (kiss blown to adoring fans while batting
eyelashes)
Nowadays it seems to me nobody takes trouble about anything, especially writing songs.
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