(Heidi walking out of a VIP room, towards the stage nearest the pole)

Tammy:  Hey!  What took so long in there?

Heidi:  Well, Johnny had a long day at the office tonight, he had to skip Wednesday for his daughters’ performance in The Nutcracker(sigh)…

Tammy: Oh.

Heidi:  Yeah so, I gave him the Friday Red-Light.

Tammy:  What?!

Heidi:  Yeah, well, I haven’t had sex in almost a day, I need a new dance outfit and I…

Tammy:  WHAT?!

Heidi:  …and I gave him a good-quick hop over in the VIP chair, I mean, there was a few hundred in it for me and I…

Tammy:  You’re a hooker!

Heidi:  Uh-uh..I just…I-I…(music quietly begins) OH. MY. GOD!  I’M A HOOKER!!!

(music on now) 

Heidi:  I was dry humping for so long

Then, I started sucking schlongs

I’m a hooker!

Tammy:  You’re a hooker!

Heidi:  What starting as funding my PHD

Along the way I’ve picked up 6 STD’s

I’m a Prostitute!

Tammy:  She’s a prostitute!

Heidi:  I’ve been giving all my regulars, fun cheap thrills

And all I’ve been getting is a few hundred dollar bills!

I’m a whore!

Tammy:  Yep.

Heidi:  What has become of me?

I used to want a family…

I’m a hooker!

(music slows)

Heidi:  Well gosh Tam, I just don’t know what to do about all of this, I mean, do I just stop now and give up making all this money, friends I’ve made and possible husband prospects I’ve been making here at the club?

Tammy:  No way Heidi!  I say, if you stop sucking and humping for money, you’re sure to get one of them to take you home to meet their families, you’re a great girl!

Heidi:  You’re right Tammy!  You’re the best bi-girlfriend a girl can ask for!

Tammy:  You are too…hooker!

(Both girls laugh)

Tammy:  Now lets get out there and give these boys what they’ve paid for!

Heidi:  Us simulating sex so we can make some cash in the VIP room after the show?

Tammy:  YES!  But remember, no letting them touch you, unless they take you to dinner first.

(Both girls giggle again)

Heidi:  Oh Tammy!