Confirmation
Dear Friend,
I am sorry to, (a.) say and (b.) admit, you were (gulp) right (the
chances of me saying that again in this lifetime, to you, are in fact, slim to
none-you may save this email for eternity if you so wish)...there has
been a dead hooker(!!!) found in your most frequented of lavatories, in our
building (where you perform numbers three, four and on occasion, five).
The scene looked something like that out of Four Rooms, and as a reminder,
let me paint the picture reminder...the children checked under the bed to (GASP!),
that's right, find a dead hooker, in between the mattress and box spring...What
that's right, find a dead hooker, in between the mattress and box spring...What
this world is coming to, I'll never know.
The appropriate authorities (her pimp, aka "Daddy") have in fact, been
notified and the scene has been "cleaned up"...HE said he may be back to
question some of us in the building...I wouldn't worry too much about it
though, he doesn't appear to be the brightest crayon in the box, so
hopefully he will have forgotten where and how to find us again.
Thank God this nightmare is now over and thank YOU for noticing the
mens' room being unavailable for such a large period of time...good job!
All my best,
Blonde Girl
notified and the scene has been "cleaned up"...HE said he may be back to
question some of us in the building...I wouldn't worry too much about it
though, he doesn't appear to be the brightest crayon in the box, so
hopefully he will have forgotten where and how to find us again.
Thank God this nightmare is now over and thank YOU for noticing the
mens' room being unavailable for such a large period of time...good job!
All my best,
Blonde Girl
more!!!more blond world....it's great!
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